Tutorial on How to Make Your Writing Teacher Angry

Hello again! Thank you for taking time out of your busy life to check out my tutorial. I hope you find this post useful if you are ever in a situation where you need to anger your writing teacher.

These following five steps will help you turn your teacher's face from THIS:

  to THIS:

Please proceed with caution and know that I cannot be held responsible for THIS:

Step 1: Get sick and don't come to class. 

Step 2: Tell her that you didn't know what you were supposed to do because you weren't in class.

Step 3: If she tries to tell you that you should have contacted her, tell her that you already sent her a text, an email, and a facebook message asking what to do, and that you are terribly sorry that she never replied to any of them.

Step 4: Tell her that you don't need her to "teach" you the art of blogging, especially if you've already had a blog before. I mean, after all, what's Google for?

Step 5: If she tries to say that she's "preparing everyone for college" ask her why she hasn't taught anyone how to write a proper essay or pass the SAT in the ADVANCED writing class.

Congratulations, you have now successfully infuriated your teacher! Well, that's all for today's post. I hope you enjoyed it. Please keep an eye out for future posts!

Sincerely,

Jane DoeNut